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DLM28659
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Posted 7:10 pm, 04/12/2019
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1. Trump's teeth are like the stars: They come out @ night 2. As Rosestar notes, Trump is a joke.
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valleydoll
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Posted 10:08 am, 04/12/2019
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Pres trump in a nutshell , good one smalltown ..
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antithesis
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Posted 9:45 am, 04/10/2019
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Now, now, kids, this is supposed to be a fun thread 
Years from now Trump is out of office and, being a brilliant entrepreneur and a stable genius, decides to open a bank. In the corner of his new enterprise he installs a gold plated office with a large window through which he can watch the goings-on of his bank minions. One fine day a little old lady comes in dragging a huge shopping bag full of cash, all large denomination bills. Getting to the teller window she announces she’d like to open account at Trump Bank, but that first she’d need to briefly speak to Mr. Trump. “Well, Mr. Trump is a busy man, m’am”, the teller replies. “Do you not see how much money I want to deposit here??? Do you want to be the one to tell Trump I went away and deposited it elsewhere???”, the little old lady asks. Fearing Trump’s reaction, the teller disappears into the bank and returns after a while: “Mr. Trump will see you, but only for five minutes.”, the teller reports. The little old lady then proceeds to drag her bag of cash back into Trump’s office. “How did you come to have so much cash?”, Trump asks . “Well, I make bets.”, the little old lady replies. “What kind of bets?”, the now curious Trump asks. “Well, for example, I’ll bet you $10,000 that your t*sticles are square.”, the little old lady says. “What?…Are you serious?” Trump asks. “Dead serious.”, the little old lady replies. Trump, thinking he can make a quick buck from a little old lady who’s lost her mind, takes the bet. “There’s only one caveat…” the little old ladys says…. “and that is that I need verification, so I’ve arranged for your ex-vice president Mr. Pence to come in with me tomorrow morning at 9:30 AM as an impartial observer.” “Fine with me!” Trump says… “Pence is one of my largest investors!” That night Trump goes home and examines his t*sticles from every angle to see if there’s some way they could be construed as being square…”No way!” Trump exclaims to himself. “Easy money!” The next morning promptly at 9:30, the little old lady shows up with Pence who stands outside Trump’s office and peers in intently through the window. Trump proceeds to drop his pants for the verification and the little old lady cups his package in her hands turning it this way and that, all the time glancing over at Pence. Suddenly Pence outside the office starts screaming and beating his head against the office window…. “What’s wrong with Pence????” Trump inquires to the old lady. “Well it might have something to do with the fact that yesterday I bet him $250,000 that I’d have your balls in the palm of my hand by 10:00 this morning!!!!!”
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this n that
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Posted 7:02 pm, 04/09/2019
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You should watch the video, or read a transcript of the clown show the dems put on this morning.
Talk about funny.. First you laugh, then you cringe at what they're saying, then you laugh, and then another dumb statement that makes you cringe. And Barr didn't bat an eye. He was unmoved by all their antics.
And they certainly didn't miss the part where he told them he would be looking into all that went on during Trump's campaign. Next up.. Hortwitz's report about how obama admin. used a phony dossier to get FISA warrants to spy on Trump, and unmask hundred of Americans.
This 'conspiracy' will be unfolding right before you eyes, for all the world to see.
you'll have years of learning just how corrupt obama and hillary are.
By the way... Donald J. Trump is the cleanest politician in the world. Not a speck of dirt could be found on Trump. Not a smidgen.
No one else could withstand what has been done to Donald Trump and come away squeaky clean.
Millions of pages of docs. Thousands of interviews.. Hundreds of investigators. visits to 13 foreign nations looking for Trump dirt. The involvement of the UK, and Australia in the coup to overthrow an American election, and unseat a duly elected American President. America's 'allies' involved in a coup against Americans. Millions and millions of tax dollars wasted,,, and all they learned was...Trump is the cleanest politician in the world.
(The involvement of the UK and Australia is the reason they begged Trump not to declassify the docs that will reveal it all... But Trump knows ALL, and can drop that hammer any time he wishes
So now we move on to obama who bragged about his 'scandal free' 8 years...and we're learning that was a lie like so many other lies from obama.
Not only was obama's term not scandal free as he claims.. but we're now seeing just how big the obama scandal is. The scandal that is being called by all sane voices.. "The biggest political scandal in American History".
And more and more voices of power asking.."What did obama know and when did he know it".
Like I said the really fun stuff is just starting.
And by the way.. Have you ever noticed that President Trump rarely uses the words.. I,, or ME... He says WE.. US.. YOU all the time.
obama should take some lessons from Trump on how to really speak to people. Obama made one little speech, in some foreign country... and bored those people to tears referring to himself 392 times in one speech.
He broke his own record of talking about himself.
And lefty loons call Trump a narcissist??
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shouldawouldacoulda
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Posted 5:23 pm, 04/09/2019
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Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!
The lunatic is still riding the conspiracy train. Aren’t you embarrassed enough by now?
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this n that
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Posted 4:45 pm, 04/09/2019
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Didn't you libs watch Atttn Gen. Barr before Congress this morning?
If you did, you should know by now that the jokes on all the dems in Congress, and by extension all of you.
And judging from what I heard Barr say about his plans to investigate all that went on against Trump the last two years,, I'd say the real fun is just getting started.
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skeptic
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Posted 10:36 am, 04/08/2019
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The first two were good. I got a good laugh out of those. Brazilian killed me.
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antithesis
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Posted 10:28 am, 04/08/2019
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A reporter is interviewing Trump in the Oval Office when the phone rings. “It’s Putin”, Trump tells him, without asking him to leave. The reporter pays attention … this might be a bigger story than he thought he was going to get. He listens attentively to Trump: “Yes, yes, of course … Certainly, Mr. President … No, I don’t have a problem with that … Whatever you say, Vladimir Vladimirovich … I’ll get my people right on that”. After a few minutes of this, though, there’s a brief pause, and Trump’s face darkens as he says “No! Of course not! I would never do that, Mr. President. You know that.” And then he says goodbye and hangs up. Now the reporter can barely contain his excitement. He’s walked into a huge scoop. So huge he can smell it. He just needs to ask the president one question. “Mr. President, if you don’t mind my asking, what was the last thing that you and Putin just talked about?” “Oh”, says Trump nonchalantly. “He just wanted to know if I disagreed with anything he said.”
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Jimbojolly
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Posted 9:21 am, 04/08/2019
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Iran has reminded North Korea not to trust Donald Trump, which is exactly what Marla Maples told Melania.
Many experts worry that by needing the North Korean summit too much Trump gave Kim Jong-un the upper hand. But only a little one.
Aides to President Trump say he normally tears up pieces of paper after he is done reading them �" Melania Trump continues to try and hand him their prenup.
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chickengal
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Posted 5:50 am, 04/08/2019
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The funniest thing here is seeing the trumpsters getting all upset because they know their president is a total dumb-dumb. Nice jokes, too bad the president really is this .
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