wilkes

lol, Good one, lol.. thanks

I can to, you see enough kids sucking on the t*t still that it's pathetic. It's one thing to move in with your parents and be there wet nurse for when they're ill and wanna avoid putting them in the nursing home. But another entirely to stay on their health care and live in their house. Eat their food and not pay a dime even for the electric bill. After they die, they spend like no tomorrow and then find some other host to put up with their bullcrap.

Ironically, I can actually see this conversation happening here in Wilkes County, NC!

Now THAT'S funny!

A young woman brings home her fiancée to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancée to his study for a drink.

"So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man.
"I am a Torah scholar," he replies.
"A Torah scholar. Hmm." the father says. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in as she's accustomed to?"
"I will study," the young man replies, "and God will provide for us."
"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring such as she deserves?" asks the father.
"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies, "and God will provide for us."
"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"
"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiancée.
The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insists that God will provide.
Later, the mother asks, "How did it go, honey?"
The father answers, "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."