wilkes

I thought fins and dog were lovers for all of these years. They like to stroke each other.

He'll have the crabs by dark.

Jack I heard Fins was holding up a sign in the Wallmarks parking lot-Wife Wanted!!

I do have a concubine I will send over and calm your foolish thoughts.

Subtle wit is wasted here..

I have learned to be pretty overt when I cast my pearls

Fins don’t expect much from this crowd even be direct most still don’t get it.

I realize my error now. I used too much innuendo for this crowd. Should have been more direct like Chendo

That is funny. ...

I want to meet a rich old woman with a heart condition.

I do well, but I admit, I don’t balance my checking account with B’s

Yeah, right. You talk out of your head. Maybe you'll end up paying alimony since you brag about being rich.

Rich people drink. The richer they are, the more the drink. We’ll be fine. Besides, I only have to figure out how long Washington State requires you to be married to collect palimony.

Unless she's a drunk too she's probably not gonna wanna a drunk plus 2 drunks together is most likely not going to result in a good marriage. Hey, ya' remember what we did last night? How'd you get that black eye?

That's why we now spell it

SARCHASM




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My talent is wasted on you all

Have you ever met a soulmate before Fins? I believe a person can have more than one.

I’m a picky man. Not just any woman can be my soul mate.

Get Jack to have one of his concubines come over to keep you company.Or you could go to Roses and hold up the sign!

I assume a number of folks in Wilkes have that cell #.

All I need to do is establish a lifestyle that I can’t support on my own. Then prenup or not, she will have to keep me up with palimony.

It worked for Britney Spears ex