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I need a ride to Venezuela

Thematic element

Posted 4:58 pm, 12/10/2016

Stay away from Caraca. Fly to Aruba and catch a charter to Adicora peninsula. Bring dollars, you will be king.

MarieLaveau

Posted 4:17 pm, 12/10/2016

OMM:: Contact Trump Tower, he may just fly you & several friends there for free. Probably Oblunder & Reid to boot. Moochell, IDK. Try and contact him before he's put in office, may be considered a conflict of interest.

bobster123

Posted 2:59 pm, 12/10/2016

"Mahtilda, say take me money and go Venezuela!..."

this n that

Posted 2:51 pm, 12/10/2016

Take a lot of toilet paper, and some eggs. I read that eggs are 150.00 a dozen, and that was weeks ago.

Now they weigh your money.

Oh, and don't get arrested. The jailers allowed the inmates to be eaten by other cannibal inmates.

I read a story where a man said they ate his son.

I really felt sorry for a parent that had that happen to his child.

I hope that was 'fake news', but I found it on DRUDGE.

That's socialism for you. Good thing Bernie didn't get to be president.

Obama's My Messiah

Posted 2:42 pm, 12/10/2016

Thanks for the offer Jr. I would hope all my Democrat friends would join me. .Venezuela is the perfect place for us liberals.They have proven that Obama plans would have worked here too.

Jr88

Posted 2:35 pm, 12/10/2016

How many more of your liberal friends are you going to take with you? I need to know so I will know for how much to write the check to help all of you out.

Obama's My Messiah

Posted 2:33 pm, 12/10/2016

I'm afraid to stay here in the US any longer. With the possibility that our Messiah will have to turn over the government to Trump I'm afraid I will have to go back to work No more free food, housing, cell phones, internet, utilities, etc. that our Messiah has given me the past 8 years. It was a great run while it lasted.

Venezuela has succeeded in becoming a great socialized country because they didn't have an opposition party like our Messiah had to deal with. Dang Republicans.

Please help me get to Venezuela.

Thanks

OMM.

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