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Cut the ends off all their phone charging cables.

Do a factory reset on all the computers in the house

Short-sheet the beds.

Replace the Ethernet cable between the modem and the router with a 10mb cable.

Best thing ever, and doesn’t even require breaking in. Find the cable service box on the outside of the house. Then push a straight pin into the side of the coax of the wires that go into the house, shorting the outer shield with the center core. Take a pair of cutters and trim the pin off so no one can see it.

Yep, you’ll drive someone absolutely crazy trying to find the problem.

If you are in my house uninvited then it doesn't matter what you are doing under the law you are presumed to do me harm and I will act accordingly

vaseline every door knob

put harmonicas, whistles, and anything else noisy in the children's rooms

smear chocolate on the wife's underwear and display somewhere easily seen in the bathroom

glue two nickels to the left side foot of every chair in the kitchen

set every tv in their house to max volume

thanks! took a minute to think of them.

Put candy in their clothes in their closet

Put apple cinnamon scented air fresheners throughout the house

To one up TeddieJo, find a person with OCD, and take the spices out of alphabetical order.

Open every cabinet door

Find a wall socket that is hidden behind something. hook up a cheap cell phone to a charger and set up alarms that are on vibrate that go off at random times during the night... or just call it... while on vibrate mode.

hide a device that can play "never gonna give you up" on loop in their airvents

log into their computer and default their search engine to Bing and their web browser to IE. Bonus points if you set their homepage to the Two Girls One Cup video

Swap out family pictures on their walls with pictures of Hitler.

I'd take all their DVDs/video games out and put them back in the wrong cases.

Brandon, you had some good ones!

Take a dump and not flush it. Hang around for the ensuing argument of the "Who didn't flush the duke"

Leave a note explaining that you intended to rob them then felt bad for them and leave a $20

Set all the clocks back an hour

Leave a pregnancy test that is positive on the bathroom sink

Swap the wife and husbands clothes to the opposite side of the closet

Leave fake rats and spiders around the house

Put thongs in the dryer

Put glow in the dark stickers on their ceiling

Crickets in the cupboard

replace their toothbrushes with new ones of different colors.

Make the Bed with sheets and pillows at the foot of the bed.

Not to kill the fun replace all coffee with decaffeine coffee

Being highly allergic to gluten this would be an er trip not a mild inconvenience we shouldn’t joke of allergies

Turn all the spices backward so one can't see what it is.

Replace all their light bulbs with very low wattage bulbs

make the bed with only 1 sheet

Cut off the bottom half of all their shower curtains.

Replace all their sugar free and gluten free foods with regular food

Tie knots in their bed sheets, put red dye in their commodes ..

move and hide their belongings.

I saw this somewhere else and it was pretty funny

You're a burglar, but instead of stealing stuff you do things to mildly inconvenience your victims

What do you do?