wilkes

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I am everything you wish you could be.
I am who your wives and girlfriends fantasize about to get through servicing you.
Mathew McConauhey is only offered roles after I turn them down
My shirts never wrinkle.
Ladies night was created in my honor
I am left handed and right handed.
I am the only thing that Chuck Norris is afraid of.
Celebrities ask for my autograph.
My passport doesn't have to have a photo.
Dolphins want to swim with me.
The dark is afraid of me.

I am Fins