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Wilkes vs Ashe: Celebrity showdown

shouldawouldacoulda

Posted 10:13 am, 11/28/2019

I bet it was you.

You seem like a ****.

jack rip her

Posted 10:10 am, 11/28/2019

Someone got their little feelings hurt and ran home and called mommy and daddy.

aFicIoNadoS

Posted 6:09 pm, 11/27/2019

The Russian chicks aren't for the amateurs though. They will hurt a beginner.

jack rip her

Posted 6:01 pm, 11/27/2019

As I posted it is legal to hit a 16 y/o with the pole. Nothing short of mind blowing hot. I like the Russian chicks also, they are so eager to please.

aFicIoNadoS

Posted 5:04 pm, 11/27/2019

I used to know this navy fighter pilot that took this girl home one night. He said she did things he had only seen in movies. Next morning while still in bed she lets it out that she's 17. He almost crapped himself freaking out. Then she explained she was emancipated. So he calmed down and hit it again.

shouldawouldacoulda

Posted 3:01 pm, 11/27/2019

Topjackdogoff is better than anyone at being a creepy douchebag.

No one can take that away from you. Now go find a nice knothole to celebrate with.

1048andonehalf

Posted 3:01 pm, 11/27/2019

Oh, but we all knows he does.

backwater

Posted 3:00 pm, 11/27/2019

Jack did not say he wanted sex from Lumpy!

1048andonehalf

Posted 2:59 pm, 11/27/2019

Jack, umpire is correct. In North Carolina you can have sex with a 16 year old but you can't take their picture. If you do there is a good chance you will find yourself in jail and on the sex offenders list.

jack rip her

Posted 2:56 pm, 11/27/2019

I follow state law in NC. Learn why we have state laws in America Dumpy and get back to me when you complete your schooling. Remember again how much better I am then you.

1048andonehalf

Posted 2:41 pm, 11/27/2019

Why are conservatives always so creepy?

CONRAD

Posted 2:10 pm, 11/27/2019

One man's stick is another's telephone pole.

aFicIoNadoS

Posted 2:04 pm, 11/27/2019

Some of you GW lefties should start a Go Fund Me account to pay to get that stick removed from Lumpy's ***. It's really making him more irritable than normal.

hangsleft

Posted 2:02 pm, 11/27/2019

The "age of majority" in NC is 18. You best not go around believing everything your crazy Uncle **** says.

Umpire

Posted 1:11 pm, 11/27/2019

FEDERAL LAW:

Notably, the age of consent for sexual activity in a given state is irrelevant; any depiction of a minor under 18 years of age engaging in sexually explicit conduct is illegal.

shouldawouldacoulda

Posted 1:10 pm, 11/27/2019

Topjackoff must like getting ***** slapped.

jack rip her

Posted 1:04 pm, 11/27/2019

jack rip her (view profile)

Posted 11:25 am, 11/27/2019

Good lord Dumpy, you have had the law explained to you for years but you cant let it sink in that a 16 y/o is of legal age in the state of NC.
Do you have any leads on some nice Wilkes corn fed 16 and up cheer leaders showing their t*ts?

jack rip her

Posted 1:03 pm, 11/27/2019

Umpire

Posted 1:00 pm, 11/27/2019

NO YOU DIDN'T.

YOU ASKED FOR THEM TO SEND YOU AND GILLIGAN PHOTOS.

YOU JUST GOT SLAPPED AGAIN.

jack rip her

Posted 12:58 pm, 11/27/2019

Dumpy you ignorant clown. You have the worst problem with reading comprehension. I have not asked for pictures, rather send the girls by the dogs pad to show them in person. I could care less about federal law I only care about the general statutes of this state. Now go slap yourself and always remember I am better then you.

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