wilkes

Never tell your kid to piss on the fence because it had to go so bad and couldn't make it indoors. Then remembered it was Electric when you heard the cries!

check for toilet paper BEFORE you sit down.

That people are truly the same, no matter where you visit or live...or just passing by!

don't marry some poor unsuspecting woman when you're gay and you know it. It's not fair to make her a victim because you want to fit in with what everyone tells you that you SHOULD be, when you know you're not that person.

Never do lunch with the boss man's girlfriend even if she don't know she is.

Life can change in an instant.

It took me some time to learn it. I spent way too much time in my life being surprised at some new twist.

Every

Aww it's only been a few minutes. Life has taught me to be grateful for living and enjoy ever moment.

What have with the boat? Did it spring a leak? 🚢🚣

Never reply on OC's threads

Never buy a used boat.