wilkes

Be thankful for what you have, don't be fooled by someone with more. Atleast your's is paid for.

9 times out of 10 you really do get what you pay for.

There will always be suckers that that think they have to work in order to have a full filling life. They are called conservatives.
There will always be smart people like me who don't work but know the government will always take care of us. We are called liberals.

Life is good. Vote for the socialist so it can remain good.

Never eat at a place called "Mom's."
Never play pool with a man called "Doc."
Never date a woman with more problems that you have.

Life is an opportunity to either grasp or squander!

You cannot trust anyone, people are often not what they seem to be, and be surprised at NOTHING!

All things; young or old, great or small, deserve respect.

I'm a thinking that life didn't teach you that Rocky..."he" did!

Life has taught me: he ain't never gonna change. Even with all the crying and the begging...he ain't going to change. Time to move along....leave the lying, cheating sum****....at least you be changing your address!

Republicans believe anything if they can use that non fact to impose themselves on others...

Never fall in love, never marry, never have children. You won't have anything to lose so you will be happier.

Don't worry about transgenders when you gotta go, it's the donkies that will get you.

Never go to sleep whilst smoking a doobie hog leg and your hand is laying on your girlfriends chest. Nope don't do that! Especially if the hand laying on the chest has the doobie in it!

You don't have to be a democrat to be a liar, but you do have to be a liar to be a democrat

keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

In all seriousness what 48 said is true never take life for granted or those you love for granted especially if they're sick and their time is short. If you have a chance or can make a chance to tell them you love them DO IT! Take that chance every time you see them!

Which brings me to Never lay naked out in the sun at the beach whilst in a drunken slumber.

never take one second for granted and always tell the people you love that you love them. life is short and it can go in a flash and its to late.

Never fry bacon nekkid

Never offer to lend a hand to a friend when they're chopping wood.