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Posted 7:19 pm, 01/12/2020

Oh it's all anon. We skype or do it over the phone. I have a recording software, and we just shoot the stuff for a while. I just have to do testing for getting the audio right. But we all stay anonymous, like we never mention where we work, use our pseudonyms and laugh it up. You can be Fins the entire time and that's all I'll call you. Country gal... she needs a shorter nick name but there's ways around not telling who you are but being who you are.

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Posted 6:56 pm, 01/12/2020

It's deer tay

aFicIoNadoS

Posted 6:56 pm, 01/12/2020

I used to listen to a radio show on XM where they had an egg nog drinking contest, and one of the contestants puked into an intern's mouth. There's video online of it. They called it the baby bird video.


Brandon, I would seriously consider doing this, but I'd prefer to do my part remotely and maintain anonymity. Too many stalkers.

countrygal88

Posted 6:44 pm, 01/12/2020

"I'm your sister. I'm your sister".

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Posted 6:18 pm, 01/12/2020

He had sex with her too? Maybe I should have him on, we have so much in common.
Listen vomiting could be great content for the show. I can see the Twitter post now.
"Chick in patriotic one piece, throws up 7 pounds of spaghetti". It'll be like that family guy bit where everyone throws up endlessly but with noodles and a very sad janitor in the end.
Well I'm off Tuesday and Wednesday. Whoever wants in shoot me a message. It'll be the best worst thing.

aFicIoNadoS

Posted 5:24 pm, 01/12/2020

Dang, I had no idea. 88, I'm gonna have to stop with my advances. If you tell me your grandma was an alcoholic, I have a good feeling we are half siblings. I have nothing against banging a cousin, but siblings are too much.

countrygal88

Posted 5:18 pm, 01/12/2020

Well actually... My dad thought my mom was having an affair with his cousin. So he had sex with my grandma (my moms mom). My daddy issues go deep. My grandma is a sl*t. And That doesn't even begin to scratch the surface. I guess I missed my calling as a stripper or a p**n star. A 7lb bowl of spaghetti???? You must want to
Hear me vomit.

MichSt66

Posted 4:29 pm, 01/12/2020

We'll make some pig noices while eating to imitate the pork barrel spending of our polticians.

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Posted 4:18 pm, 01/12/2020

Folks we have a show! but you'll have to work up the eating noises for the microphone. We'll have spaghetti or something.
Which I think will work out great, as soon as you mention the phrase "My dad said he was going out for a pack of smokes"... that's when a 7pound bowl comes in and we're back on track.

countrygal88

Posted 9:29 pm, 01/11/2020

I should be guest #2. I'm pretty fit and if you don't find me to be interesting enough I'll devour a plate of food for you while wearing a nice patriotic outfit.

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Posted 9:03 pm, 01/11/2020

keep that up and you'll be guest #2 :)

MichSt66

Posted 8:54 pm, 01/11/2020

Spot on Brandon.

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Posted 8:45 pm, 01/11/2020

alright fins you have a fan already! Totally serious I have a small recording studio. You find a time and we'll record it.
I also met a stripper who DEVOURED a plate of french toast... while working. That was the most interesting thing she did. Watching a very fit lady inhale 6 pieces of french toast in a American flag themed outfit.

I had spent time with a former stripper who fell off the pole and hurt her back, very pretty just no substance. Had to use movies as a way to drown out how boring she was.

If you know a great one to interview it's fine. we'll set up a skype call or something. I have a testing podcast network that I've published to. I never found the niche I want to work in. My old video style format had 200 viewers and 2200 followers, but it was live.

aFicIoNadoS

Posted 6:48 pm, 01/11/2020

Brandon, I once saw a coworker and a stripper talk all night about video games and magic the gathering. She was trying to save money to go to a magic convention in Ohio.


If you didn't think the conversations were interesting enough, All I can say, you weren't drinking enough.

countrygal88

Posted 6:31 pm, 01/11/2020

You have no friends and don't know how to play chess. I can tell by the way you talk.

1048andonehalf

Posted 6:26 pm, 01/11/2020

You guys have never met a striper. I can tell by the way you talk. I have a friend who was a stripper and she plays a mean chess game.

countrygal88

Posted 6:25 pm, 01/11/2020

Now, I'd tune in to hear fins.

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Posted 6:02 pm, 01/11/2020

You can tell by this conversation I've met them too. I can't tell you a single one that I would ever say was interesting. I can have a poster of a model, nice to look at, but will be just as interesting.
Jennifer Anniston is a very pretty lady, but she's single.

Lisa Ann did some interviews... most boring person on Earth. She refused to talk about the biz, and no one cared. Brandi Love did some interviews and was mildly interesting at best. They just live in a weird bubble, and it's only as interesting as long as you talk about their method of money making.

Now if you wanted to be a guest, I'll take that one.

aFicIoNadoS

Posted 5:10 pm, 01/11/2020

What? Are you seriously asking if I've ever talked to a stripper? Come on man, think about that one.


You do have to weed through them to get an interesting one, but when you find one that interesting, it's like a verbal train wreck that collides with a preschool.

Porn stars are even more so. But with their industry going more and more mainstream, they are bec9ming more normal.

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Posted 5:04 pm, 01/11/2020

Fins,
Have ever talked to a stripper? Most boring people you'll ever meet. If I want to hear about someone's father not being around when they were young, I'll ask any girl in Wilkes.
CountryGal,
I do have a small collection of terrible erotica I'm working on.

Mich,
I can't even get them to return an email on a serious concern. But you know the old saying, most dangerous place to be is between a politician and a microphone. Or in Chris Christie's case, him and the buffet. Amirite?

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