wilkes

You might be a redneck if you think BY-LAWS are how you keep your drug operation in business. LOL

You might be a redneck if you are over 40 ,your car is over 40 years old but your girlfiend is only 17...

Dirtygang says: You might be a red neck if your one and only hope in life is getting your children back from DSS foster care.

That makes no sense at all. The way some things are these days, your children could be taken from you based on lies. And if you are the kind of person who would 'fight the devil' to get them back you are, in my book, a good parent. That is what we need more of these days, more good parents!!

My father is no red neck nor any member of my family thank you very much, my dad was a man who would give his life and went every court meeting, every visit, drug test, paid the child support, but was treated like crap so DSS is a sorry piece of work. It souled almost his soul devil to get me and my sister home because he wanted nothing more then to shoot everyone in the court house that day but god was on our side and prayers were heard.We may have lived so **** poor others or so to *** **** thought they knew better but when child tries it ****edest to run away even to it's parent they are doing something terribly wrong. Your a red neck not by blood but what you do,true the south is know even hillbillies but your talking parents who love their children and would sooner give their lives. I know mine did and it costed him and the rest of the family misery in the beginning, he got 2 heart attacks out of it and crying nights worrying about what kinda stuff I was suffering that now I'm taking care of him like I should as he done me.Changed my diaper, fed me, bathed, and up until I could walk taught me, gave me discipline to show respect for my teachers when I was in the wrong, yes sir and no mam when to answer, though set the stove on fire twice he didn't get mad other then when took out his favorite car window reacting xena show. My father was a loving man and still is, and by the grace of god other may seem his as a red neck but he is a man who reckoned with enough that if someone was to hurt me he'd put my bf in his grave and shoulder to cry on. Parent who care work their hearts out and try to hold on to someone they love that it's these families and kids that get **** on the most cause they know you'll do anything and give anything to get it back.

You might be a redneck if the only way you knew to NEVER take a drug test at work was to become a cop.

You might be a redneck if you 're a deputy and all your profile pictures on Facebook you're in a disguise.

Ya might be a redneck if you have more cops than doctors where ya live.

But I guess her husband is too busy being a entertainment figure.

May God bless America...

Mrs. Obama is the biggest redneck ever.

I offered to fix someone some possum gravy and give them some white liquor to wash it down. Does that make me a redneck? Figured it did. Also I'm kinda wonderin if I can sue someone for calling me a redneck as that would definitely be a racist remark. Or maybe I could sue them for telling blonde jokes as I am a blonde. A blonde redneck, now that right there is quite a combination.

DSS can have custody of anyone's children at anytime. Doesn't matte who you are. Anyway, you might be a great parent if you've never had any involvement with DSS. Moreover the one in Wilkes wouldn't do anything anyway. Heck your children are most likely to catch some type of STD if your kids are in custody.

Pantera, you really need to give it a effin rest.

You might be a redneck if everyone that works at the sheriff's office are cousins where ya live.

You might be a redneck if the cars parked outside of the county Churches on sunday are more valuable than the annual county government budget where you live.

All rednecks are not racist, all racist are not rednecks but stupidity is obviously rampant amongst all races.

Just my observation.

I'm sure Gibs is gonna say that redneck is racist, so that gives him the right to make these racist, unimaginative, unoriginal statements. ..pretty effing stupid

That list must have at least one representation of everybody. I didn't read it all.

So very sad.

YOU MIGHT BE A **** - If You Live In A Cardboard Box But Drive A Bmw
If Nothing You Own Has A Serial Number
If Your Wardrobe Cost More Than Your House
If You Think Mass Confusion Means Father's Day
If The Gold Around Your Neck Weights More Than You Do
If Thanksgiving Comes To Your House At The First Of Every Month
If You Are On A First Name Basis With Welfare Workers
If Your Car Sound System Costs More That Your Car
If Your Street Clothes Are Made Up Of Ski Mask's And Knit Cap's
****
If You Beat Up Your Grandmother For Stealing Your Crack Pipe
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If Your Income Is From Your Sister On The Street
If You Walk Into Your House And Get Mugged By A Roach
If You Start Your Car With A Screwdriver
If Your Hobbies Include Spray Painting Trains
If Your Big Break On T.v. Comes From Americas Most Wanted
If Your Best On Screen Performance Comes From A Security Camera
If You Can't Spell The Word "big" Without The Album Cover
If The Only Channel Your T.v. Gets Is The Naacp Happy Hour
If You Have Stock In Coconut Perfume
****
If A Midget Is Taller Than Your Car
If You Ask For A Belt For Christmas
If You Think The Eight Ball Is A Beverage
****
If Your Shoes Have Lights But Your House Doesn't
If Your Shoes Have Blood On Them Because The Pervious Owner Would Not Hold Still
If You Play Dodge Ball With Stray Bullets
If You Refer To Your Girlfriend As My Hoe
If Your First Name Even Confuses Hooked On Phonics
If You Get High By Licking The Glue Off Of Foodstamps
If You Tell Your Kids To Be Good Or You'll Call Their Father's
****
If Your Girlfriend Has More Hair On Her Chest Than You Do
If You Can Only Get Laid When The Girl Is Drunk Or High
If You Say You Are Afro-american But Have Never Been To Africa
****
If You Can Only Count To Seven By Throwing Dice
If The Bill On Your Hat Touch's The Tip Of Your Nose
If Your Nickname Is Brilo
If Your Hair Has More Strings Than A Plate Of Spaghetti
If You Have More Rings In Your Nose Than You Do On Your Fingers
****
If You Think 30 To 40 Years Is The Gap Between And Your Girlfriends Age
If Your Earrings Are Used As Basketball Hoops
If Your Butt Is Bigger Than A Hot Air Balloon
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If Your Tires Stick Out Past Your Finderwells
If Your Sex Life Ends When Her 7op.m. Curfew Begins
If Don King Is Your Hero
If You Think Oj Is Completely Innocent
If You Refer To Your Street As The Hood
If Everyone On Your Street Is Your Cousin
If You Say Denny's Is Racist But Still Eat There
If You Use Turtle Wax On Your Head As Sunblock
If You Have One Pants Leg Up And One Pants Leg Down
If You Have More Gold In Your Mouth Than They Have In Fort Knots
If Cell Block B Is Your Home Away From Home
If You Don't Know Which Pimp Is Your Father
If Your Family Started In Mississippi Around The 1800's
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If You Can't Afford Food But Own A Rolex
If You Have Sex With Your Clothes On But Call It Dancing
If Your Pants Are Ten Times To Big
If Your Late Night Hangout Is Atm Machines
If You Can't Fight Without The Help Of Your Whole Family
If You Love Malcolm X But Can Only Spell His Last Name
If Your Car Bounces On The Road And Not Because Of Speed Bumps
If Your Clothes Blend With The Jungle
If You Are Not Use To Windows Without Bars
If The Police Know Your Address By Heart
If Your License Plate Was Made By Your Mom
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If Your Name Has Every Letter In The Alphabet
If Bees Try To Colonize Your Hair
If Your Car Is So Low That It Gets Stuck On Railroad Tracks
If You Have A Beeper But No Phone
If You Stay Away From Stores That Prosecute Shoplifters
If You Go To School For The Free Meals
If You Wear Haircurlers In Public
If You Wear Shower Caps Out Of The Shower And Away From Work
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If You Carry Your Comb In Your Hair
If Your Winter Coat Was Used For Moon Walks
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If You Meet Girls At Bars And Mean Playground Equipment
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If You Take Baby Steps Because Of The Chains On Your Legs
If You Walk With A Limp But Your Leg Is Not Hurt
If Your Pants Are So Baggy They Are Used As Boat Sails
If You Can Carry More Groceries In Your Coat Than You Can In A Shopping Cart
If You Spend More Time In Jail Than You Do In School
If You Look Like A Sun Burned Mr.clean
If The Only Check You Ever See Is On Your Shoes
If You Don't Have A Job But Own A $200.00 Pair Of Sneakers
If You Refer To Cigars As Blunts
If You Work At A Chop Shop And It Has Nothing To Do With Meat
If You Have Never Had A Flat Tire But Know How To Jack A Car
If Your Girlfriend Shaves Her Armpits With A Weed Eater
If You Can't Leave The House Because Your Ankle Will Beep
If Your Favorite Singer Is Named After A Peanut Charater
If Every Cop In The Station Knows Your First Name
If You Lost Your Welfare Check Under Your Work Boots
If You Get Greeting Cards For The L.a.p.d.

Note from GoNC: the **** above denotes portion of this post that were removed for racism.

You might be a redneck if you drive an ATV in a funeral procession.