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Feel Burger

Posted 12:30 am, 04/03/2015

But only since he started distilling rum.

sgtkracka

Posted 12:25 am, 04/03/2015

I think we can all agree that capn crunch is a spy and a traitor and capn morgan is a patriot

ColonelSanders

Posted 7:04 pm, 04/02/2015

You're right, fried chicken ain't got nothing on Colonel Angus

4StarGeneral_Douchebaggery

Posted 6:52 pm, 04/02/2015

Melinda: Daddy, they say all the women folk love Colonel Angus.
Father: Hmmmmm... I don't know why all the people make such a big fuss over Colonel Angus.
Annabelle: I myself never much cared for Colonel Angus. He rubs me the wrong way. Not sure why. Can't put my finger on it.
Father: Colonel Angus is an acquired taste.

hipower

Posted 6:37 pm, 04/02/2015

I nearly always submit to orders from Colonel Angus.

ColonelSanders

Posted 6:34 pm, 04/02/2015

I say, no I do declare, you all shall bow before the Colonel!!!

Rosestar

Posted 5:12 pm, 04/02/2015

Its a military coup.

4StarGeneral_Douchebaggery

Posted 2:20 pm, 04/02/2015

sgtkracka (view profile)
Posted 12:32 pm, 04/02/2015
I think you're wanting to say he'll get an article 15 for insubordination there General.,...I mean Sir.

That is SIR, YES SIR from you, Sgt. Carry on.

Rosestar

Posted 1:29 pm, 04/02/2015

sgtkracka

Posted 12:34 pm, 04/02/2015

Contempt....are we in the military or district court?

sgtkracka

Posted 12:32 pm, 04/02/2015

I think you're wanting to say he'll get an article 15 for insubordination there General.,...I mean Sir.

Captain Obvious

Posted 12:25 pm, 04/02/2015

General Disarray may hold you in contempt.

Umpire

Posted 10:03 am, 04/02/2015

WHO RE YOU GOING TO GET TO CARRY THAT OUT?

4StarGeneral_Douchebaggery

Posted 10:01 am, 04/02/2015

If you persist, you will be charged with insubordination.

Umpire

Posted 9:58 am, 04/02/2015

AUTHORISED CLEARANCE?

MAYBE YOU SHOULD STUDY MILITARY JARGON A LITTLE MORE.

4StarGeneral_Douchebaggery

Posted 9:55 am, 04/02/2015

Stand Down Umpire. You do not have authorized clearance to comment at his time.

Umpire

Posted 9:51 am, 04/02/2015

ANOTHER NEW SCREEN NAME.

YOU STUPIDARSES ARE GETTIN PROLIFIC!

4StarGeneral_Douchebaggery

Posted 9:48 am, 04/02/2015

Sgt.Kracka, you do realize I outrank you, don't you, Son?

sgtkracka

Posted 2:10 am, 04/02/2015

You know what a **** rope is Julian? Its a rope covered in **** that criminals try to cling to......you see julian, the **** acts like a lubricant.....the harder you try to hold on, the quicker you slide off.

Feel Burger

Posted 12:38 am, 04/02/2015

I bet his family feels the same way.

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