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I've made my dog self conscious about her farts

50 Shades of Gay

Posted 10:56 am, 02/25/2015

I knew someone that had a poodle. If you farted near him, he would get up and look at his butt, then leave the room, running from himself. Something must have given him a fart complex, poor guy!

youlie

Posted 4:36 pm, 02/24/2015

Stop feeding her beans LOL

OpenCasket

Posted 4:16 pm, 02/24/2015

I know

TheDayTheMusicDied

Posted 3:46 pm, 02/24/2015

We are horrible people, OC.

OpenCasket

Posted 3:38 pm, 02/24/2015

TheDayTheMusicDied (view profile)

Posted 2:41 pm, 02/24/2015

If Xena farts, all I have to do is say "shew" and she gets up and leaves the room ...lol.


This is how I made her self conscious, I make a scene every time I hear or know she has farted (smell)

chendo

Posted 3:38 pm, 02/24/2015

on sunday i was in dog obedience school, and i let one...then i said,


"one of y'all's dog farted!"

3 people apologized

long_shot

Posted 3:35 pm, 02/24/2015

I always claim mine, I'm proud that I can make peoples' eyes water. lol

~glitter and glamour~

Posted 3:02 pm, 02/24/2015

LMAO!!!!

Chendo!

chendo

Posted 2:54 pm, 02/24/2015

i farted on the bus yesterday and 4 people turned around


i felt like i was on the voice

TheDayTheMusicDied

Posted 2:41 pm, 02/24/2015

If Xena farts, all I have to do is say "shew" and she gets up and leaves the room ...lol.

1goddess

Posted 2:32 pm, 02/24/2015

Maybe this proves that man really isn't above animals... Or in this case OC!!!!
LOL!!!!

Old Dixie Dog

Posted 1:34 pm, 02/24/2015

You should feel guilty Open Casket! Farting and picking at your arse are personal things!

kenc

Posted 1:32 pm, 02/24/2015

How did you do it ? Were you mean ? We need pictures.

OpenCasket

Posted 1:27 pm, 02/24/2015

I feel guilty

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