I hate you lottery ticket mullet guy
Bestill
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Posted 3:32 pm, 01/28/2015
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Maybe you could help the kid, glit. You like to make stuff up. I did like the image of scratch off dander. That was clever.
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~glitter and glamour~
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Posted 3:09 pm, 01/28/2015
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And, putting a hit out on someone is innocent?
Just sayin'
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Bestill
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Posted 3:07 pm, 01/28/2015
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Oh, sorry. Your protagonist appeared a bit unhinged. I guess domestic violence is funny to some people. Who knew?
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Orangebanana
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Posted 11:52 am, 01/28/2015
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sgtkracka | Posted 7:37 am, 01/28/2015 | I was up at 3am after two consecutive all nighters doing school work.....I was delirious, so what was I thinking? I needed a break and thought I would write something funny....i laughed like ****....sorry if you didn't....if you're offended by something then tell me what that is specifically and stop projecting by saying I come off as a serial-killing psycho animal torturer. This was just satire!!!! If you don't find it funny that's fine but if you can't recognize it for what it is then you're either not very smart or you just take everything way too seriously. I'm sorry to anyone whose got their delicate sensibilities offended
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Good for you sgtkracka. Psycho pot calling the kettle black.
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thegwliar
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Posted 10:44 am, 01/28/2015
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But do you wear the white wife beaters
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just-in-case
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Posted 10:32 am, 01/28/2015
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Sgtkracka, It was a great post. Definitely no apology needed and for the record I laughed to. But in my opinion the way you come across you give all that drink,, smoke,, play the lottery and have a mullet a bad name with drivel such as that. In case some were wondering ,, no i don't have a mullet . I have a bald head.
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Shea
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Posted 8:48 am, 01/28/2015
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Sgtkracka, stop apologizing to those that don't agree or get it. Heck, even if I had a mullet, I would've laughed. Never apologize for being creative and I agree, it was a dang good post. Feel free to give us more good reads.!!
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chendo
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Posted 8:37 am, 01/28/2015
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man! it was a funny satirical post, and i laughed out loud.
don't be apologizing to people who don't get it...especially the likes of bestill who never misses an opportunity to attack someone.
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marmy242
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Posted 8:29 am, 01/28/2015
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Kracka sounds like you need a few of those cold ones and chill dude you'll live longer. However it was very descriptive and entertaining. You ever think about becoming a writer ? You do have real talent.
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sgtkracka
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Posted 7:55 am, 01/28/2015
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Its def a tongue-in-cheek apology Jude but thanks....its good to know someone shares my sense of humor
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Jude
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Posted 7:48 am, 01/28/2015
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I liked it. why are you apoligizing?
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sgtkracka
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Posted 7:37 am, 01/28/2015
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I was up at 3am after two consecutive all nighters doing school work.....I was delirious, so what was I thinking? I needed a break and thought I would write something funny....i laughed like ****....sorry if you didn't....if you're offended by something then tell me what that is specifically and stop projecting by saying I come off as a serial-killing psycho animal torturer. This was just satire!!!! If you don't find it funny that's fine but if you can't recognize it for what it is then you're either not very smart or you just take everything way too seriously. I'm sorry to anyone whose got their delicate sensibilities offended.
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Bestill
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Posted 6:53 am, 01/28/2015
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Have you ever made up a thing about torturing small domestic pets? You sorta come off in a psycho serial killer way.
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Bestill
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Posted 6:51 am, 01/28/2015
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Quite a rant for a made up thing. What were you thinking?
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sgtkracka
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Posted 6:13 am, 01/28/2015
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This was meant to be funny....Ive never hit a woman and never will....I would not write a post lampooning wife beaters if I was one myself
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sgtkracka
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Posted 6:09 am, 01/28/2015
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And def not talking about everyone that buys lottery tickets....ive maybe bought 3 powerball tickets over the course of my entire life.....just not my thing.....only referring to the ppl that won't give up their place in line while they scratch off only to buy another one and repeating the process.....currently this is not even an issue anymore as most stores make you move to the back of the line if youre gonna stay and keep buying tickets
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sgtkracka
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Posted 6:02 am, 01/28/2015
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Justincase....OK truth is there was no mullet guy....as I was explaining to kenc this was inspired by being in a hurry one day only to be held up by someone buying scratch offs.....it might have even been a woman...I can't remember....as I said this was very loosely based on one event that I barely remember but overall inspired by the whole slow moving convenience store line due to lottery tickets phenomenon that we've all prob experienced at one time or another....90 % of this fiction based on a true event...just taking some creative liberties to make it funny and fun to read.....I apologize to anyone that has a mullet and acknowledge that not all of our mulleted friends are wife beating, pbr drinking, scratch off buying rednecks...I also want to apologize to anyone that has ever been involved in a mullet grease fire....and if anyone ever has a "white light" experience looking down a can of PBR, go to the hospital....its prob just a stroke
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just-in-case
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Posted 7:48 pm, 01/27/2015
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You talk like you know this guy..I think your beer got warm standing in line sgt.. So you got pissed. And how do you know this guy is a wife beater ? Did he even talk to you ? Did you talk to him ? Sounds like you have a lot of experience in beating women,, drinking,, and smoking. I'll tell ya , always leave home just a little early so this kind of thing don't get on your nerves. Oh, i almost forgot, was you a winner on the " Wild Cherry " ticket? You seem to know a lot about it.
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Helen Wheels
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Posted 5:49 pm, 01/27/2015
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Reads like a script for Real Men of Genius Bud light commercial
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