HOW - TO - ESCAPE - FROM - JAIL
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Jonesvillemom58
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Posted 9:36 pm, 07/16/2009
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you develop a pattern of not eating supper and going to bed early, in the process you lose weight. Some cells have small door traps to the top part near the roof. You wait with patience until the right people are working. You bunch up a blanket, pillow or whatever and make it look like you are asleep when they do their count because they are used to you always being asleep early.
Meanwhile, you have already made your way to an outlet near the roof. You just have to be patient and watch the guards and their patterns.
This scenario was used by Ted Bundy.
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OpenCasket
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Posted 7:32 pm, 07/16/2009
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Suicide, the great escape.
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plinker
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Posted 7:26 pm, 07/16/2009
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I would try what Paul and Silas did.
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Quackquack
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Posted 7:16 pm, 07/16/2009
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This is getting depressing. No one is willing to give me any suggestions.
Soon they are going to take me to jail for growing pot.
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Quackquack
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Posted 7:01 pm, 07/16/2009
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Hopeful I would be in a cell with a tall person so he could lift me up the ceiling and I would climb out and and run and run.
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NancyDrew
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Posted 6:55 pm, 07/16/2009
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Guess I'm gonna show my age with this one, but there is an episode of "The Golden Girls" where Blanche, Rose, and Dorothy are wrongfully jailed for prostitution. Blanche starts sweet-talking a guard, whose back is to her, and when the guard turns around, it's a WOMAN!
So she quickly says, "Oh, what cute earrings."
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Quackquack
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Posted 6:51 pm, 07/16/2009
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That is a good one, Nancy
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calla_lily
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Posted 6:48 pm, 07/16/2009
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I agree, the best way is don't break the law to begin with. If you don't want to do the time, do not do the crime!
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jeania harris
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Posted 6:46 pm, 07/16/2009
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the way i look at it is if you dont want to go to jail dont do anything stupid to go to jail.ive never even been in the back of a police car.im a good girl
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Timbounc
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Posted 6:44 pm, 07/16/2009
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Been free since 1994- Climbed over the fence went about 1 mile up through the woods where I had a car waiting for me stayed gone about 7 months got caught in Arizona
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Quackquack
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Posted 6:36 pm, 07/16/2009
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How did you do it? I am glad you escaped and now you are free. Hope you are behaving yourself.
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Timbounc
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Posted 6:35 pm, 07/16/2009
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Never escaped from jail but I did escape from a state prison about 17 years ago
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Quackquack
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Posted 6:33 pm, 07/16/2009
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How would you escape from jail? A lot of people do. I don't think the cell has a window but I'm not sure. I do know that I would escape because I don't think I could stand living in a cell. To me it would be like liking in a cage.
How would you escape if you got caught being bad.
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