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I don't twitter. What'd they say?

What if they had found a pumpkin patch or a field of cabbage?

Knowledge prevents crime.

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The only way I can see stealing dent corn being profitable is if you could steal a Ryder truck already full of gas and haul it in that. You're welcome sparking water. Sometimes converting bushels to cubic feet is the best way to deter a thief.

@ 168 Amax?...stealing is stealing??

You know that's not true.

BTW, Crypt, thank you for bringing some serious science to this discussion. Otherwise it might degenerate into pure silliness.

What about an El Camino?

Guess they need a bigger Vega.

Loaded with 5 people and 5 bushel of dent corn that Vega might still get 20 mpg. 8 x $3.50 = $28.
They still gonna be $5 Iin the hole.

No, no, no... Walmart is serious about crime. You can't steal a glance at a pretty girl there.

As long as you're sure Amax, course don't know how they could've found him , he lives miles from this field.

If they wanted corn that bad they could have shoplifted it at wal mart like so many locals do

Stealing is stealing dont matter if its 12 ears of corn or a tractor. I am sure if they had went by and asked the farmer he would have gave em some dang corn.

Asians don't drive Chevys.

This will build into some wanting a public hanging.

You know, the Corn in the Hole gang could do well with a fleet of '76 Vegas. Regular runs between Charlotte and Wilkesboro ... Wonder what kind of paint job would be appropriate.

A '76 Vega's trunk could hold $23 worth.

Please don't let this thread die.

8 quarts in a peck, 4 pecks in a bushel , 2.5 bushels in a barrel. I'm still figuring but I believe I can get about $4 worth in my western flyer. I just don't know if my moped will pull it up 10th street.