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Crack in WILKES.

Icaughtyou

Posted 6:07 pm, 10/19/2010

@tlat: that would save a lot of ground for gardening etc...

tlat57

Posted 5:53 pm, 10/19/2010

I can't stand it anymore. If I offend you, I'm sorry. BUT, this joke has been on my mind since this thread started. Do you know why Europeans bury their dead *** up? So they have somewhere to park their bikes. Again, sorry!

dufflady

Posted 5:52 pm, 10/19/2010

No matter what you look like or what size you are, the only guy that should be seeing your butt floss is your hubby or boyfriend. Keep it behind closed doors. If you are single you should at least save it for the bar or club. Walmart is not the place to be showin' off your thong.

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Posted 5:43 pm, 10/19/2010

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kris69

Posted 10:46 am, 10/19/2010

all i know is that my wife has a fine crack

DLM28659

Posted 10:06 am, 10/19/2010

Just as Foxworthy said: If you see a sign which reads: Say no to crack, & it reminds you to pull your jeans up, you might be a redneck!

easymoney

Posted 10:02 am, 10/19/2010

Pull your pants up....BOY

Hey_you!

Posted 9:00 pm, 10/18/2010

To be completely honest, this thread is about the lowest level of intelligence I've seen in my 18 years of life...

tigerlilly007

Posted 8:48 pm, 10/18/2010

no don't roll them layers back, untelling what else might be lost in there and I don't want to see!

nadia

Posted 8:48 pm, 10/18/2010

LOL....roll them layers back

tigerlilly007

Posted 8:46 pm, 10/18/2010

But with some of the butts I see a thong would get lost! lol

nadia

Posted 8:45 pm, 10/18/2010

Good one tiger ....or maybe can you wear a thong with pants like that

tigerlilly007

Posted 8:22 pm, 10/18/2010

Hey Nadia,

Do you ever want to walk up to some of those with thier pants down to their knees and thier underwear showing and ask "really? that's your choice in underwear?" Goss darn I never knew they made so many prints and colors in men's undies untill this trend took off.

1shot1kill

Posted 8:22 pm, 10/18/2010

How bout the guy's that wear the stright leg girls jeans,Gay as **** makes me wont to slap the **** out of him and his mama

nadia

Posted 8:17 pm, 10/18/2010

I haven't gone back and read all this post but i would like to say im tired of all the pants being worn below the butt ....Theres a reason they're called UNDER ware ....they go under your pants

tigerlilly007

Posted 8:14 pm, 10/18/2010

heck no movin!! me don't want the kind of pain it takes to get a tat anywhere near my arse!

I firgure if I want to express something to you I can tell you it does not have to be posted on my body

Movin South

Posted 8:12 pm, 10/18/2010

tiger, ya gotta have a tat, on your arse, right?

tigerlilly007

Posted 8:10 pm, 10/18/2010

some parts of me are only for special folks to see

who wants a gift that has already been unwrapped?

AngryKid

Posted 5:19 pm, 10/18/2010

now that's funny I don't care who you are

HerbertWest(view profile)
one mans crusty butt crack is another mans dinner.

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