WHAT IS THE BEST COMEBACK YOU EVER CAME BACK WITH?
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Quackquack
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Posted 5:38 am, 12/22/2014
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So That is what you Think. Been drinking out of the Stupid Fountain again.
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Pineapple
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Posted 12:09 am, 12/22/2014
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Well, that totally elevates it from cliche to pedestrian. Good job!
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White hawk
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Posted 11:43 pm, 12/21/2014
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I borrowed one from a Readers Digest comment from years ago. It seemed appropriate for me to use it at the time and i did:
One of my customers was POed at me for something and she said she wanted to speak to my superiors. I replied, "lady, I don't have any superiors--and da ned few equals!"
She stormed out of my life.
Once, a long time ago when I was working for a particularly odious chef, he ordered me to do something that was rather impossible. I continued to walk to the punch out clock and punched out, took off my uniform, dropped it on the floor, and continued walking to the door. He started screaming at me and said "I command you to return to me at once." I stopped, pulled down my pants, and shook my ample rear at him and suggested he orally vacuum my rosy read "read sphincter." This was followed by applause from the rest of the staff. Needlessly he didn't come after me as I had my case of personal knives with me. True story...immature of both of us but that's all past now and somehow strikes me as funny.
Said chef was fired about 10 days later for the way he was treating all his staff.
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captai
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Posted 8:47 pm, 12/21/2014
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GROW UP AND STOP COMPLAINING NO ONE FEELS SORRY FOR YOUR SELF GET A LIFE WORKS EVERTIME.
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Quackquack
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Posted 8:46 pm, 12/21/2014
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Favorite sayings as a comeback has frighten most posters. Maybe the mean sayings will disappear and posters will reframe from saying smart remarks at the end of their mean postings. lol
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Hot Mess
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Posted 7:45 pm, 12/21/2014
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Go **** and fall back in it.
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Zombie
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Posted 7:24 pm, 12/21/2014
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Thought this was an adult convo 
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hipower
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Posted 7:16 pm, 12/21/2014
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You're gonna scare the younguns.
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Zombie
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Posted 7:14 pm, 12/21/2014
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If silence doesn't work I unzip and walk around balls out.
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C4
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Posted 7:13 pm, 12/21/2014
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Quackquack
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Posted 7:12 pm, 12/21/2014
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Ignore and ignore and ignore
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Zombie
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Posted 7:11 pm, 12/21/2014
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Silence, it's the best comeback if someone is trying to get a rise out of you.
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hipower
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Posted 7:10 pm, 12/21/2014
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One time I said nunt-uh.
Burn.
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C4
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Posted 7:06 pm, 12/21/2014
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Chimpie
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Posted 6:58 pm, 12/21/2014
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It Shuts your Libtard Idol Up 
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redfly
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Posted 6:44 pm, 12/21/2014
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He said YourMother,,,,, not 'Yo Mama' !!!
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Pineapple
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Posted 6:43 pm, 12/21/2014
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Seriously?! "Your mama" is the BEST you can do?
That's just.....sad.
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redfly
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Posted 6:29 pm, 12/21/2014
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