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moving101

Posted 11:59 am, 10/25/2014

I thought it was a fine piece of satire.

ozzy

Posted 8:11 am, 10/25/2014

seen this posted on reddit yesterday.

Osmosis

Posted 9:19 pm, 10/24/2014

Gurl Can't you see. When someone comes on here and makes any logical post like the OP it throws the political scientists into a frenzy.Somewhere in Wilkes By God County That black flag flies. Liberals and Conservatives might unite. Thats the last thing we want.

Fins

Posted 9:13 pm, 10/24/2014

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Jr88

Posted 8:52 pm, 10/24/2014

Happy Gurl I think its more of a joke than garbage. You got to admit that its a good way to get your house watched.

168Amax

Posted 8:50 pm, 10/24/2014

It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again) Ok I quit but I loved that movie

Happy_Gurl

Posted 8:47 pm, 10/24/2014

All I can say or rather do right now is shake my head :( I am starting to dislike GW just for this type of garbage.

moon-shine

Posted 8:46 pm, 10/24/2014

It does whatever it's told...

168Amax

Posted 8:44 pm, 10/24/2014

Rub the lotion on its body

moon-shine

Posted 8:42 pm, 10/24/2014

lol, I still hear Clarice Starling telling Catherine Martin.

FBI...your safe!

168Amax

Posted 8:31 pm, 10/24/2014

Wait till they do the cavity search then you want need a colonoscopy. Big savings there

Osmosis

Posted 8:03 pm, 10/24/2014

They're watching you now. Taping you phone. Going through your garbage. A gps is on your car.

wrestlers Grandpa

Posted 7:53 pm, 10/24/2014

hmmm as long as Rednecks Idiots do not come get you....lol....

moving101

Posted 7:16 pm, 10/24/2014

Whatever works for you. Carry on.

asecondthought

Posted 7:06 pm, 10/24/2014

I've torn out my alarm system

& de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch.

I've got two Pakistani flags raised in my front yard,

one at each corner and the black flag of ISIS in the center.

The local police, State Police, FBI and

and other intelligence services are all watching my house 24/7.

I've never felt safer.

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