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mulberry mulester
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Posted 12:47 am, 05/23/2017
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you got that wrong, Jr88...i'm pretty sure it's illegal to call 911 and not pay for the pizza.
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Jr88
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Posted 9:05 am, 05/22/2017
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The only down side to this is if you really wanted a pepperoni pizza and an officer showed up at your door now wouldn't that be a bomber. I guess the only thing he would charge you with is faking a 911 call when its not needed.
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high_on_life
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Posted 8:57 am, 05/22/2017
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Mad Scientist (view profile) | Posted 8:12 am, 05/22/2017 | Between our police trained dog and my wife's shooting ability, I don't think there is a need for us to call 911. |
I think it's ok to call and have them come and pick the carcass off the floor.....bury the dead, they stink up the place.
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GoNC
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Posted 8:29 am, 05/22/2017
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I removed a few posts that were off topic and/or trolling.
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mulberry mulester
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Posted 8:24 am, 05/22/2017
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wouldn't your fellar wonder why you're orderin' a hand-tossed pineapple and anchovie pizza at 3:00 in the mornin'?
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Mad Scientist
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Posted 8:12 am, 05/22/2017
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Between our police trained dog and my wife's shooting ability, I don't think there is a need for us to call 911.
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empowers
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Posted 7:33 am, 05/22/2017
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IF, YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.
You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.
Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can. The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this: “If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.” I said I want extra mushrooms."/“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.” I said I want onions.
She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.
They’ve heard this sort of coded call before. They’re trained for it. They will understand what you’re saying. Order the pizza.
THIS HAS NOT HAPPENED TO ME BUT IT IS GOOD TO KNOW JUST IN CASE
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