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sparkling water

Posted 9:16 pm, 07/18/2017

Leprechauns actually physically carry one pole to another to effect the reversal.

It's in all the science books.


Posted 8:01 pm, 07/18/2017

There has never been nor will there ever be a reversal of Earth's magnetic poles. This "oh yes the poles must be getting ready to fip" is used to explain away the weakening of the field. People, your power lines have to go.

sparkling water

Posted 5:00 pm, 07/18/2017

Maniacal Laughter


Posted 4:54 pm, 07/18/2017

Global warming has thawed out a Swiss glacier and discovered bodies missing since 1942 as they left home to go milk the cows!

sparkling water

Posted 4:49 pm, 07/18/2017

Foil hats will reflect the gamma rays back into space.


Posted 4:47 pm, 07/18/2017

This cluster could have ejected a gamma burst 7,999 years ago and astronomers will see it happen next year, the same instant the gamma rays arrive. In other words People, there will be no warning.


Posted 3:30 pm, 07/18/2017

And we just had a Hail Storm in Oakwoods.


Posted 5:49 am, 07/18/2017

There's a spiral group of stars 8,000 light years away that could someday send a gamma burst towards Earth destroying 25% of the ozone layer. Hopefully all life will already be gone by that time.

sparkling water

Posted 8:02 pm, 07/17/2017

Stars are a ticking time bomb.


Posted 7:39 pm, 07/17/2017

"Gamma ray bursts are the most powerful explosions known in the universe. They can loose as much energy as our sun during its entire 10 billion year lifetime in anywhere from milliseconds to a minute or more."

sparkling water

Posted 7:27 pm, 07/17/2017

Gamma rays made Bruce Banner turn green.


Posted 6:57 pm, 07/17/2017

"13.8 feet of water, about 6.6 feet of concrete, or about 1.3 feet of lead. Thick, dense shielding is necessary to protect against gamma rays."


Posted 6:42 pm, 07/17/2017

The magnetic field surrounding the Earth has diminished 10% over the last 150 years. People get ready to wear lead suits.

sparkling water

Posted 1:51 pm, 07/17/2017

We just need to adjust the data.


The numbers didn’t add up. Even as Earth grew warmer and glaciers and ice sheets thawed, decades of satellite data seemed to show that the rate of sea-level rise was holding steady " or even declining.

Now, after puzzling over this discrepancy for years, scientists have identified its source: a problem with the calibration of a sensor on the first of several satellites launched to measure the height of the sea surface using radar. Adjusting the data to remove that error suggests that sea levels are indeed rising at faster rates each year.

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