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Bestill

Posted 3:47 pm, 01/27/2015

Nah, I am certain that God knows that I take the Christ a bit more seriously than most what with all that talk about the least of His brethren and all.

Jude

Posted 3:37 pm, 01/27/2015

Ohno....god's gonna smite ya for that bestill

Bestill

Posted 3:31 pm, 01/27/2015

Or the owner of the inn...You would have to forgive him for killing the pregnant wife because for all he knew, she wasn't really pregnant but was hiding Joseph's gun and a couple of candlesticks under her dress.

kenc

Posted 3:31 pm, 01/27/2015

I see people dialing cell phones with one hand all the time, driving, pushing shopping carts, holding babies, etc. Looks like this guy could have held a gun on this poor man while he dialed three numbers.- 911.

Bestill

Posted 3:26 pm, 01/27/2015

I wonder what would have happened if Joseph had a gun when baby Jesus was born. All those strange people showing up in the dead of night...coulda been a bloodbath!

~glitter and glamour~

Posted 3:24 pm, 01/27/2015

You gave him the candlestick?

You put out a hit on me?

Bestill

Posted 3:21 pm, 01/27/2015

So now the story is getting good. A soaking wet bloody Buddhist stopped by Bestill's house on his way to gilts, where he stole a candlestick...or maybe I gave him the candlestick....how does the story go, glit?

~glitter and glamour~

Posted 3:13 pm, 01/27/2015

What's wrong, Bestill?

You're missing a candlestick, aren't you?

Figures

Bestill

Posted 3:06 pm, 01/27/2015

So you just made him up, then. Figures. But carry on...

~glitter and glamour~

Posted 3:05 pm, 01/27/2015

They returned him to his Buddhist Training Camp.

Bestill

Posted 3:03 pm, 01/27/2015

What happened to bloody shirt guy? Did they take him to the hospital?

~glitter and glamour~

Posted 3:02 pm, 01/27/2015

Bloody T-Shirt Guy had a candlestick.

I thought you said that was a good choice, weaponwise?

~glitter and glamour~

Posted 3:01 pm, 01/27/2015

Maybe they arouse your paranoia because you don't know how to use a gun.

Around these parts, seems most of those packing are shooting tannerite. You never hear of a candlestick-wielding, crazy, old woman being shot. Don't wanna waste ammo, you know.

Bestill

Posted 2:57 pm, 01/27/2015

So the bloody t-shirt guy did not have a gun? Dang! You are paranoid!

Bestill

Posted 2:56 pm, 01/27/2015

~glitter and glamour~ (view profile)
Posted 2:53 pm, 01/27/2015
Why would a gun owner "on here" be super paranoid?

Heck, they have a gun.

I don't know why, glit. I just read what folks post on the gun threads and folks are super paranoid.

~glitter and glamour~

Posted 2:56 pm, 01/27/2015

No, it was worse.

They found a candlestick.

Bestill

Posted 2:55 pm, 01/27/2015

Did the police find the gun under the guys bloody t-shirt?

~glitter and glamour~

Posted 2:53 pm, 01/27/2015

Why would a gun owner "on here" be super paranoid?

Heck, they have a gun.

Bestill

Posted 2:46 pm, 01/27/2015

Ok, most of your neighbors, then.

chendo

Posted 2:44 pm, 01/27/2015

moron...i said some people...i didn't say on here...



i am a "gun owner on here"

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