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What do you want for Christmas

BlackRose258

Posted 5:59 am, 12/22/2014

Yha so I can call all them hookers on the phone and insult out how fake them nasty ***es are,along with compliment on jello butts to their plastic barbie doll faces. But then again you do know I was joking right hot mess?You know but now that half the **** that comes out off my mouth is being funny. **** people can look that stuff up for free any day of the week.At some point I assume they will charge you for it.At least make a scam out of it.

foggymorning

Posted 9:08 pm, 12/21/2014

Silver and gold. Precious jewels. Designer clothing and accessories. Just one a Christmas picture where the kids look neat, clean and happy. And a clean house.

Hot Mess

Posted 8:22 pm, 12/21/2014

p**n?

BlackRose258

Posted 5:30 pm, 12/21/2014

32-2 inch high definition 3d flat screen tv with head phones along with 6 months worth of p**n, 3 baby chillies to pamper me while dress in my definition servitude,a x-box and 12 months worth of free chinies. No pay what so ever so yha the list is long them 3 baby chillies is life long so they shall be paid well and must cook and clean to *** kiss up to me along with give me plenty of foot rubs and keep me entertain.

lightningkat

Posted 5:26 pm, 12/21/2014

I would like my truck to be running smoothly again. I just can't get rid of the skipping.

moving101

Posted 5:04 pm, 12/21/2014

OK maybe I have...it' Crown Royal.

moving101

Posted 5:03 pm, 12/21/2014

Whoops I meant Royal Crown...and no, I have not been into it already!

Quackquack

Posted 4:56 pm, 12/21/2014

Must be going to Mama's House for Christmas.

moving101

Posted 4:55 pm, 12/21/2014

baked ham

sweet potato casserole

homemade rolls

loaded mashed taters

slaw

deviled eggs

cheese ball

pea salad

coconut cake

homemade peanut butter cookies

chocolate chess pie

eggnog

Christmas punch

a fifth of Royal Canadian

Is that asking for too much?

Paperlantern

Posted 4:46 pm, 12/21/2014

A new laptop but I will settle for a new purse.

Zombie

Posted 4:14 pm, 12/21/2014

A ****

kenc

Posted 4:13 pm, 12/21/2014

Sparta is wonderful this time of year, and they might even get snow for Christmas.

thegwliar

Posted 3:23 pm, 12/21/2014

Leroy has a truck. 😝

And I have heard Sparta is nice the time of the year.

bluebird1

Posted 3:20 pm, 12/21/2014

And for Jayson an upgrade from his old 389 system to windows 8.1.

kenc

Posted 3:15 pm, 12/21/2014

I know they haven't been good enough anyway.

1goddess

Posted 3:11 pm, 12/21/2014

Deer Santa,


You know those moped kenc wished for theg and leroy....I do hope you consider them...I kinda agree, they need a ride...but I got a request for them mopeds...can you make sure the tires are flat, I'm kinda worried that poor ole theg...ain't got enough hot air to make it up to Sparta...so you might as well give him flat tires.

Thank you Santa.

p.s.

I have been a really good gawddess this year!!

kenc

Posted 3:05 pm, 12/21/2014

Aw theg, no use wishing for things we don't need. I wish you and LeRoy would get a moped so you could ride to Sparta and get all them free sandwiches.

1goddess

Posted 3:01 pm, 12/21/2014

chendo

chendo

Posted 3:00 pm, 12/21/2014

Whirled peas

The Mess

Posted 2:15 pm, 12/21/2014

Christmas carolers showing up at my door! :)

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