high_on_life
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Posted 1:05 am, 01/23/2017
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....well I've been to a few restaurants that have bars, but never those meathouse places!!!!
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high_on_life
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Posted 1:02 am, 01/23/2017
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lol....no chens. I've never fought my way out of a party....I've never been to bar before.....never had enough liqour in me til I was 27 to have a hangover....I'm a worldly girl!
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chendo
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Posted 10:42 pm, 01/22/2017
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chendo
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Posted 10:42 pm, 01/22/2017
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Anybody here ever have to fight their way out of a party?
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sgtkracka
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Posted 10:38 pm, 01/22/2017
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The space sl*ts tried to enslave us but they had a fatal weakness. Everytime you make love to one them, they smoke a cigarette and pass out for like an hour, so we ended up having to hump our way out of the clutches of the evil space wh*res of the planet sl*tulon-5. The movie's plot was OK, but the cinematography and production values were on the level of some of our previous universe-themed adult films such as "Debbie Does Neptune", "The Event wh*re-rising", and legendary Star wh*res trilogy, particularly episode 2: "The Empire Strokes Jack" and episode 3 "Return of Jed's Fly"
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empowers
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Posted 2:38 pm, 01/22/2017
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Backwater, thanks..I am still laughing. The Space Station may just be at the end of my street the way some people drive in such a hurry to get there.
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MarieLaveau
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Posted 11:54 am, 01/22/2017
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Did the evil space-sluts harm you Sgt?
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Sgtkracka
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Posted 11:38 am, 01/22/2017
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Speaking of the universe, i was in an adult film once, called "Andromeda's Train" starring myself under the stage name Omy-bone Kenobi. In this film I acted along side Darth Matter, and Smoke De'Grasse Tyson.....We played three weary cosmic travellers whose spaceship is captured by evil space-sluts
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riverworks
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Posted 10:43 pm, 01/20/2017
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Actually, you can't say for sure how big or small the universe is. The size of the universe s relative.
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backwater
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Posted 9:57 pm, 01/20/2017
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The inner reaches of Outer Space is only 25 miles straight up. The Space Station is roughly 125 to 150 miles.Please be advised that you cannot drive to the Space Station.
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redfly
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Posted 5:07 pm, 01/20/2017
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Guess that gives a new meaning to Anal Probing.
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Osmosis
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Posted 5:06 pm, 01/20/2017
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Space aliens have kidnapped Barry and Michelle and he's now going to rule a foreign galaxy where they worship his mother-in-law.
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