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high_on_life

Posted 1:05 am, 01/23/2017

....well I've been to a few restaurants that have bars, but never those meathouse places!!!!

high_on_life

Posted 1:02 am, 01/23/2017

lol....no chens. I've never fought my way out of a party....I've never been to bar before.....never had enough liqour in me til I was 27 to have a hangover....I'm a worldly girl!

chendo

Posted 10:42 pm, 01/22/2017

I have

chendo

Posted 10:42 pm, 01/22/2017

Anybody here ever have to fight their way out of a party?

sgtkracka

Posted 10:38 pm, 01/22/2017

The space sl*ts tried to enslave us but they had a fatal weakness. Everytime you make love to one them, they smoke a cigarette and pass out for like an hour, so we ended up having to hump our way out of the clutches of the evil space wh*res of the planet sl*tulon-5. The movie's plot was OK, but the cinematography and production values were on the level of some of our previous universe-themed adult films such as "Debbie Does Neptune", "The Event wh*re-rising", and legendary Star wh*res trilogy, particularly episode 2: "The Empire Strokes Jack" and episode 3 "Return of Jed's Fly"

empowers

Posted 2:38 pm, 01/22/2017

Backwater, thanks..I am still laughing. The Space Station may just be at the end of my street the way some people drive in such a hurry to get there.

MarieLaveau

Posted 11:54 am, 01/22/2017

Did the evil space-sluts harm you Sgt?

Sgtkracka

Posted 11:38 am, 01/22/2017

Speaking of the universe, i was in an adult film once, called "Andromeda's Train" starring myself under the stage name Omy-bone Kenobi. In this film I acted along side Darth Matter, and Smoke De'Grasse Tyson.....We played three weary cosmic travellers whose spaceship is captured by evil space-sluts

riverworks

Posted 10:43 pm, 01/20/2017

Actually, you can't say for sure how big or small the universe is. The size of the universe s relative.

backwater

Posted 9:57 pm, 01/20/2017

The inner reaches of Outer Space is only 25 miles straight up. The Space Station is roughly 125 to 150 miles.Please be advised that you cannot drive to the Space Station.

redfly

Posted 5:07 pm, 01/20/2017

Guess that gives a new meaning to Anal Probing.

Osmosis

Posted 5:06 pm, 01/20/2017

Space aliens have kidnapped Barry and Michelle and he's now going to rule a foreign galaxy where they worship his mother-in-law.

sparkling water

Posted 5:01 pm, 01/20/2017

Is a really big place.

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