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dirtygang

Posted 11:44 am, 04/08/2015

You know ..... You ain't right.... If you live in the only county in the U S,that people from west Virginia make jokes about. LOL.

dirtygang

Posted 2:22 pm, 04/07/2015

You know you ain't right if ....you and the other deputies on a slow night play a game called "fudge rounds"! LOL

greygoose vodka

Posted 10:33 am, 04/07/2015

You know .... You ain't right.... If the Isis terrorist on CNN are driving newer and nicer vehicles than yours.

dirtygang

Posted 9:19 am, 04/07/2015

You know .... You ain't right.... If your biggest fear is, George Zimmerman moving to Wilkes and running for sheriff.

dirtygang

Posted 3:07 am, 04/07/2015

You know..... you ain't right ..... If the only reason you got the position as a cop was nobody else answered the departments' help wanted ad.

dirtygang

Posted 3:02 am, 04/07/2015

You know .....you ain't right..... If the only place you could get to be elected was were no body ever ran against you.

dirtygang

Posted 10:04 am, 04/06/2015

You know.... You ain't right .....if you think being an " adult entertainer"... Means wearing a clown costume at kids birth day parties.

dirtygang

Posted 10:40 am, 04/05/2015

You know..... You ain't right.... If you are "dating " a deputy ....but the only place he ever takes you is to jail. Lol

dirtygang

Posted 7:46 am, 04/05/2015

You know..... You ain't right...if the only places you have ever made money was with the "hillbilly MAFIA $" and the county sheriff dept. LOL

dirtygang

Posted 6:16 pm, 04/03/2015

You know..... You ain't right ..... if you've even had sex while wearing an Easter Bunny costume.

dirtygang

Posted 9:29 am, 04/03/2015

You know..... You ain't RiGhT.... If your current girlfriend is your mother's former prison cell mate.

dirtygang

Posted 12:39 pm, 04/02/2015

You know ..... If your sister is so ugly ,the only way she can get a date with a cop is to get arrested for shoplifting.

dirtygang

Posted 11:50 am, 04/02/2015

You know .... If you are a deputy and all your profile pics on facebook are " fake".

hangsleft

Posted 11:13 am, 04/02/2015

You might be a redneck if you've found any of this remotely funny or original.

dirtygang

Posted 9:45 am, 04/02/2015

You know ..... If you think a secret government project is the local sheriff's Dept. LOL

DLM28659

Posted 1:05 pm, 04/01/2015

If you've ever extinguished a small fire by peeing on it, you might be a Redneck; (Guilty.).

Kmedaddy

Posted 11:53 am, 04/01/2015

If your toddlers playpen is the bed of your 4x4 truck (guilty lol)

dirtygang

Posted 11:36 am, 04/01/2015

You know..... If the way you met your biological mother was on the go Wilkes " personals". LOL

echo man

Posted 10:13 am, 04/01/2015

You might be a redneck if your name is "Dirtygang", and you know all about rednecks.

dirtygang

Posted 9:32 am, 04/01/2015

You know ..... If you think protected sex is doing " it " with a cop!

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