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Just in time for Vakentines Day

Sparklin

Posted 7:37 pm, 02/13/2016

😂😂😂😂😂

#Worstpresidentever

Posted 7:12 pm, 02/13/2016

I gave mine to youlie. I understand he's making a toupee.

Sparklin

Posted 6:34 pm, 02/13/2016

I Kant spel.

Sparklin

Posted 6:31 pm, 02/13/2016

This from The Onion:

WASHINGTON—Flushed with anticipation and ready to emerge from another long, cold winter, millions of Americans participated this week in the annual tradition of trimming their pubic regions in time for Valentine's Day.

A ritual as old as time itself, this year's pubis-shearing is expected to be among the largest in decades, with more than 20,000 tons of curly clippings predicted to fall by Feb. 14.

"My boyfriend and I are going to see As You Like It and then enjoy a nice candlelit three-course dinner," said Brooklyn resident Lydia Simonson, who along with many other hopeful lovers will soon excuse herself from her daily duties, retreat to a nearby bathroom, and carefully tend to the area around her genitalia. "It's going to be so romantic!"

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