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sewerpit

Posted 7:37 am, 06/14/2016

HMMMMMM......LOL!

springtime123

Posted 9:06 pm, 06/10/2016

~glitter and glamour~

Posted 8:57 pm, 06/10/2016

Or the kingpin who hacked his files...

You still working the Red roof Inn parking lot?

~glitter and glamour~

Posted 8:57 pm, 06/10/2016

Or the kingpin who hacked his files...

chendo

Posted 8:48 pm, 06/10/2016

Or, the chemical attack at Ingles, walmart and dollar general

~glitter and glamour~

Posted 8:40 pm, 06/10/2016

It's that stupid app that changes all your posts to creepy comments about molesting lil kids.

chendo

Posted 8:36 pm, 06/10/2016

Creepily

chendo

Posted 8:36 pm, 06/10/2016

Someone is creeping fascinated with child molestation...

Kid toucher

Bestill

Posted 4:40 am, 05/29/2016

Turn off the auto correct,

springtime123

Posted 3:28 am, 05/29/2016

It is that stupid app that changes what you post.

puffcorn

Posted 11:59 pm, 05/28/2016

The irony is wtf did you just say.

springtime123

Posted 11:19 pm, 05/28/2016

The irony of this is I don't have to do a thing. You creepy astards with be don't in by natural selection pretty soon.

Che

Posted 9:56 pm, 05/28/2016

No fair! I want a bounty too. I want an "AWB" ( All Warlocks Bulletin) put out on me. "Attention all warlocks, perpetrator last seen fleeing scene leaving a trail of oily aerosol must. Proceed with caution, that is all"

Imagine, being pursued by a gaggle of old creepers all wearing dirty underpants. Oh the horror!!!!

Man that sounded pretty disrespectful. Goofy better expedite my lesson in respect. HA!

chendo

Posted 9:35 pm, 05/28/2016

Whatever Che,...he put a bounty out on me.

I win!

Che

Posted 7:59 pm, 05/28/2016

Useless old codger, sitting in a basement, farting dust through a pair of crusty, skid marked tighty whities while eating potted meat on soda crackers. Take a swing for the fence, kiddo. You got a snowball's chance to do squat to me, Slick. Just a tired, loud mouthed, useless, old decrepit shell of a man. You're gonna teach me to respect you? Yeah, right! Go pound sand you old fossil.

Bestill

Posted 7:58 pm, 05/28/2016

I am pretty sure it is crazy warlock physics.

lastofadyingbreed

Posted 7:42 pm, 05/28/2016

Che (view profile)

Posted 7:37 pm, 05/28/2016

Hey Springhole, I'm still very much alive, you loud mouth, basement dwelling, delusional old fart.
I'm still waiting for my untimely demise. I'm beginning to think your magical prowess is as impotent as your "wand".

If you can't warlock me to death, how about pulling a ham sandwich out of a hat or something? I'm hungry, you old, limp-noodle, windbag.

LOL Finally someone gets him well spring either poop or get off the pot!

springtime123

Posted 7:42 pm, 05/28/2016

If you care to attempt to remember, I told you i would not murder you. I said I would teach you a lesson in respect. That is on it's way.

Che

Posted 7:37 pm, 05/28/2016

Hey Springhole, I'm still very much alive, you loud mouth, basement dwelling, delusional old fart.

I'm still waiting for my untimely demise. I'm beginning to think your magical prowess is as impotent as your "wand".

If you can't warlock me to death, how about pulling a ham sandwich out of a hat or something? I'm hungry, you old, limp-noodle, windbag.

springtime123

Posted 5:34 pm, 05/28/2016

sgtkracka

Posted 2:26 pm, 05/28/2016

If we're talking about actual physics and not some crazy warlock-physics, then nothing you said makes any sense or has any connection to reality. The universe is finite and expanding

By the way, don't confuse a Warlock with a crazy Christian. Magic is just an unknown science. It has it's basics in the real world. However, the forces of nature are spiritual and have awareness. You can call them aliens with powers that can move from universe to universe, if it makes you feel better.

springtime123

Posted 5:03 pm, 05/28/2016

sgtkracka

Posted 2:26 pm, 05/28/2016

If we're talking about actual physics and not some crazy warlock-physics, then nothing you said makes any sense or has any connection to reality. The universe is finite and expanding


You are behind on theory. The universe is not expanding. There was no big bang. There is no end to it. Look it up. I am not only a Warlock but one of my degrees is in physics.

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